June 2009
135 posts
May 2009
200 posts
BUT WHAT DOES G. GORDON LIDDY THINK ABOUT THE...
catbus:
“Let’s hope that the key conferences aren’t when she’s menstruating or something, or just before she’s going to menstruate. That would really be bad. Lord knows what we would get then.”
Presented with no comment necessary from me, I hope.
“Obama Revises Campaign Promise Of ‘Change’ To ‘Relatively...”
– TheOnion
what the hell is this wet stuff falling from the...
(via notentirely)
God cleaning his windshield.
Stuff White People Like: Grammar →
myownmelt:
grammarnazi: White people love rules. It explains why so they get upset when people cut in line, why they tip so religiously and why they become lawyers. But without a doubt, the rule system that white people love the most is grammar. It is in their blood not only to use perfect grammar but also to spend significant portions of time pointing out the errors of others.
When asking...
Hulu just released a desktop application.... →
ericnelson:
paulhphillips:
(via emilytoldmeto)
I will officially never get anything done again.
Good thing I’m no longer in school because Family Guy is really funny.
Today's Big News On The Web
alaskamiller:
rorymarinich:
Microsoft unveils their new search engine, Bing. It’s like Google plus Wolfram Alpha. It’s a neat idea that I bet is executed horribly.
Hulu releases a desktop client. It’s sexy.
Google announces Google Wave, which is a supercool messaging protocol that’s a mix of email and IM that might actually kick ass. I’d love to use this to make a group of cool interesting...
Proudmoore Pride →
absurdlakefront:
For michaelnothing
You just never found the right server, haha.
Airplane etiquitte I picked up today
gregbrown:
It is hard (but probably not impossible) to start a “Leavin’ on a Jet Plane” sing-along. However, mentioning the ironic nature of John Denver penning the song doesn’t go over so well.
If you think your plane may be taxiing excessively before departure, it’s acceptable to verbally confirm with a fellow passenger that you didn’t accidentally wander onto a bus. But not too loudly.
It...
CA State Supreme Court upholds Prop. 8, 18,000... →
Neat. So we can amend the state constitution to prevent minority groups from having the same rights as the majority!
notthatkindagay:
The California Supreme Court today upheld Proposition 8’s ban on same-sex marriage but also ruled that gay couples who wed before the election will continue to be married under state law.
Tumblr vs. bbq/movies/games/hanging out for 30 hours (okay, with 4 hours of sleep sprinkled in). Screw you, Tumblarity!
POLAROID GOING BACK IN BUSINESS! →
blurredvision:
This made my weekend… (Seriously, it broke my heart to watch the medium’s slow death. I even wrote a eulogy.)
50 Things to Do While At a McDonald's Drive-Thru
robgonemild:
unicornology:
duhtrav:
1. Say “Amen” after you say your order. 2. Order a large cheese pizza. 3. Terminate the order by saying, “Remember, we never had this conversation.” and then drive off. 4. Tell the order taker a rival fast food place is down the street and you’re going with the lowest bidder. 5. When you take your order say “surprise me!” 6. Answer their questions with...
“For years now… this issue [of gay marriage] has been intractable. One side...”
– Jon Stewart (via kylecooper) (via johncody)
“I think the Obama and Cheney speeches this morning pretty much speak for...”
– Joe Klein of Time Magazine (via absurdlakefront)
Cookie Porn
ucftheatrekid:
At the Orlando Fringe Festival this year, there is a booth called “Poetry Vending Machine”. Basically, you submit a title and three words that must be used in the poem and they come up with a poem for you within 20 minutes using everything you submitted. Kim, Chrissy and I submitted the title Cookie Porn and our three words were: Agoraphobia, Revelry, and Lucky. Here is what we...
Watchthree50eight:
tawm:
Sherlock Holmes trailer
this has boner party written all over it.
