February 2010
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“The merchants are getting ripped off, it’s that simple. Thee’s...”
– Rep. Peter Welch, D-Vermont, not understanding what a monopoly is (but I’m guessing he either doesn’t know the word duopoly or doesn’t think his constituants would).
WHY IS NINTENDO RELEASING ALL THREE GAMES I WANT THIS YEAR WITHIN A 5 WEEK TIME SPAN. DON’T THEY REALIZE I HAVE A JOB?
*requests vacation time*
WatchJeffy Bananahand
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Scientists Briefly Break a Law of Nature →
gregbrown:
Physicists said Monday that they had whacked a tiny region of space with enough energy to briefly distort the laws of physics, providing the first laboratory demonstration of the kind of process that scientists suspect has shaped cosmic history.
The departure from normal physics manifested itself in the apparent ability of the briefly freed quarks to tell right from left. That...
Neosporin is a topical anesthetic. It’ll chat about the recession and taxes.
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WHY DID I HAVE A RANDOM BOX OF THUMBTACKS? WHY WASN’T IT LABELED?! WHY DID I POUR IT OUT ON MY FLOOR?!? =(
“I wrote eggs, milk, bread,… I wrote down hope and change just in case I forgot...”
– White House press secretary ROBERT GIBBS, detailing the scribbles on his hand during a press availability with reporters, in mocking reference to Sarah Palin’s tea party debacle.
(via the New York Times)
(via inothernews)
(via lordolimar)
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I can understand why I have been ignored for 20 minutes at this store. I mean, I’m only 6’ 4”. Not at all noticiable.
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McCain Pwned Again - The Daily Dish | By Andrew... →
think4yourself:
“The reason why I supported the policy to start with is because General Colin Powell, who was then the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, is the one that strongly recommended we adopt this policy in the Clinton administration. I have not heard General Powell or any of the other military leaders reverse their position,” - McCain, yesterday.
“In the almost 17 years since the...
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